thatsnice: What is happening to me? Why does this look really great to me? What is happening to my brain? I stood in the back of a West Lebanon, NH Wal-Mart this weekend and I fingered this sweatshirt and I thought: Oh, yes. That is rad. That is some woodsprite-hoodrat new slang right there. You are ahead of the times, Rihanna hasn’t even TOUCHED THIS SHIT yet. Does it come in a Medium? Does it come in neon yellow? Does it come in a jumpsuit? And then I stepped slowly backwards, into a display of plastic babies, and I closed my eyes. And I walked away. But you know what? I stand by it. Jumpsuit. Check back here in like 2 years and I’ll be nice about telling you I told you so. Staying ahead is really exhausting, you guys. I’d rock this, hard. Fuck all-black-everything; woodsprite-hoodrat 4lyfe. West Lebanon, New Hampshire is cutting edge by name…Except that “Lebanon” is derived from the Hebrew ”laban,” meaning ”white.” Except that the white they referred to is on the snowy peaks of Lebanon’s mountains. I don’t know. I spent my evening near a young dude (wearing blaze orange) who was “dipping” and collecting his own brown fiberglass-spit in a plastic Orange Crush bottle.

thatsnice:

What is happening to me? Why does this look really great to me? What is happening to my brain?

I stood in the back of a West Lebanon, NH Wal-Mart this weekend and I fingered this sweatshirt and I thought: Oh, yes. That is rad. That is some woodsprite-hoodrat new slang right there. You are ahead of the times, Rihanna hasn’t even TOUCHED THIS SHIT yet. Does it come in a Medium? Does it come in neon yellow? Does it come in a jumpsuit?

And then I stepped slowly backwards, into a display of plastic babies, and I closed my eyes. And I walked away. But you know what? I stand by it. Jumpsuit. Check back here in like 2 years and I’ll be nice about telling you I told you so.

Staying ahead is really exhausting, you guys.

I’d rock this, hard. Fuck all-black-everything; woodsprite-hoodrat 4lyfe.

West Lebanon, New Hampshire is cutting edge by name…Except that “Lebanon” is derived from the Hebrew ”laban,” meaning ”white.” Except that the white they referred to is on the snowy peaks of Lebanon’s mountains.

I don’t know. I spent my evening near a young dude (wearing blaze orange) who was “dipping” and collecting his own brown fiberglass-spit in a plastic Orange Crush bottle.

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    I’d rock this, hard. Fuck all-black-everything; woodsprite-hoodrat 4lyfe. West Lebanon, New Hampshire
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